bitchesaloud:
mytra-fallen-angel:

soaked-fallen-angel:

jackhawksmoor:

mallotovcocktail:

ball pit exclusive: getting our 17000 dollars worth

osric
osric pls

osric wat are you doing

He’s living life

mytra-fallen-angel:

soaked-fallen-angel:

jackhawksmoor:

mallotovcocktail:

ball pit exclusive: getting our 17000 dollars worth

osric

osric pls

osric wat are you doing

He’s living life

(via sam-winchester-is-unamoosed)

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

(via sam-winchester-is-unamoosed)

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

(via dontbeanassbutt)

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

(via sam-winchester-is-unamoosed)

  • Baby: p-p-p-p
  • Dad: papa?
  • Baby: Pete Wentz
  • Dad: oh god it's an emo

bumblegabe:

archangel-bonding:

No but imagine

The Cage opens

But Mike and Luci had long since made peace and adopted Adam so they just move into a nice mansion in Detroit and Luci has a rose garden

So he’s tending to his roses once day when the Winchesters come up and tell them what Metatron did

And then Lucifer is like:

(◡‿◡✿)                                                                                                                                 

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “Da fuq did that little shit do to my family?”                                                               

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “Michael hold my flower”

I think about this post often

(via sherlockholmesismydrug)

5soskeepsmesane:

michael:
the employee who names himself after his lion, left the sticker on his pants bc he’s probably going to return them afterwards bc they’re not skinny jeans, completely clueless and gives the album to another employee who’s putting stuff back, and trying to be sly but he’s trying so hard…

punk-rock-reject:

Luke: *casually slides album toward toddler*

Toddler: *casually slides it back*

"I think you smell pretty good already"

— luke to a middle aged man (via whorannaround)

painfully-hemmo:

but imagine browsing the makeup aisle in target and Luke the employee walks up and babbles on about the sale going on with all of their cosmetics but then adds,”but really you’d be pretty with or with-out it” as he smiles and confidently struts away knowing he just nailed that line but a few minutes later you hear a crash and that tall boy who just hit on you is now sprawled out on the floor along with the display he ran into

(via sam-winchester-is-unamoosed)

Independence Day

  • "Suddenly the pictures looking perfect, now your not in the frame"
  • Fam: boom
  • Fam: out
  • Fam: slay
  • Fam: that hurt
  • Fam: sizzle
wassted-yyouth:

wassted-yyouth:

CAN WE LIKE JUST THANK MAMA HOOD FOR THIS CHILD LIKE OMG THANK GOD THERES A CALUM HOOD ON THIS PLANET

GUISE THIS HAS LIKE 40 NOTESLIKE CALUM IS ME RIGHT NOW YAY

wassted-yyouth:

wassted-yyouth:

CAN WE LIKE JUST THANK MAMA HOOD FOR THIS CHILD LIKE OMG THANK GOD THERES A CALUM HOOD ON THIS PLANET

GUISE THIS HAS LIKE 40 NOTES
LIKE CALUM IS ME RIGHT NOW YAY

(via 5secondsofsummer-fanpage)

elmakias:

cautioniscalling:

Adam gets it

we are all just trying to have a good time. 

elmakias:

cautioniscalling:

Adam gets it

we are all just trying to have a good time. 

(via ennisballz)

piefacemcgee:

kinetic-squirrel:

ethiopienne:

perfection

If you feel like cringing yourself to death and crying to sleep for the rest of your life should you miraculously survive the ordeal, you can watch it on youtube

I couldn’t make it two minutes in

Save yourselves

(via can-u-not-my-wayward-son)