have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think
I have neither a hunting knife or a gun. So substitute those for a can of deodorant and a spatula and its pretty accurate.
No man will ever satisfy me as much as the Up All Night album did
(Source: spookyassliam, via spoken-not-written)