assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

(via fredspatronus)

oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

(via superwholock-imagines)

(Source: mrhankey, via kingsleyyy)

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

(via ennisballz)

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@Luke5SOS: I’ve started drinking cranberry juice daily, what is happening

(Source: malumsau, via calumfood)

stylesplanet:

prayer circle that “just can’t let her go” will make an appearance on the 4th album

(via calumfood)

When you hear a noise at night and you’re home alone

anangelandhistractor:

i-have-an-acklehol-problem:

image

I have neither a hunting knife or a gun. So substitute those for a can of deodorant and a spatula and its pretty accurate. 

(via sherlockholmesismydrug)

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

(Source: brokenimagephotos, via spoken-not-written)

www5sos:

Calum Thomas Hood Did You Die.

(Source: calumthoodsnipples, via 5soskeepsmesane)

punkassliam:

No man will ever satisfy me as much as the Up All Night album did

(via spoken-not-written)

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso

(via sherlockholmesismydrug)

candycashtonn:

idiotirwin:

ashtontwirkin:

kinkycliff0rd:

cashtonhood:

punk-rock-kitten-bitch:

hemmingsdick:

craviingclifford:

lukehemmingssmut:

5 Seconds of Summer’s recently deleted keek, ‘story time with 5SOS’

I FOUND IT MOTHERFUCKERS HAHAHA WTF LUKE AT HE END

LUKE THOUGH

i spit out my soda, twice

OH MY GOD

thank god this came back into my life

REAL MATURE LUKE

LUKE?!?!?!

Never. let. this. die.

(via 5soskeepsmesane)

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

(via jaimepreciadildo)