(Source: sizvideos, via laughterlinesx)

  • fave band: we have an exciting announcement!!!!!
  • me: STOP WAIT I HAVE NO MONEY PLS

spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

(Source: lntothefire, via fredspatronus)

true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

  • aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time
  • taurus: they are fucking nerds.
  • gemini: defo the random outbursts
  • cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.
  • leo: they're about 4'9"
  • virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all
  • libra: weird ass laugh
  • scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes
  • sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor
  • capricorn: creepy fucking smile
  • aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe
  • pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is
rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

(Source: themistergram, via laughterlinesx)

sirebenedictcumberbatch:

YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN (x)

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I JUMPED ONTO THE FLOOR AND BURNED MY LEG

(Source: ohgodbenny, via ohgodbenny)

anny-is-yours:

we reblog the men we think we deserve

(via laughterlinesx)

disorder:

when you want to ask a question in class but you don’t want to sound stupid

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basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

(via sam-winchester-is-unamoosed)

aspio:

playing a game for nostalgia but realizing you’re going to have to fight that boss again

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